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mornington-the-crescent:

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tilthat:

TIL in 2013 The Wall Street Journal discovered a cache of files that revealed the U.S. government lobotomized over 2000 veterans against their will after WW2. The veterans were lobotomized for reasons such as PTSD, depression, schizophrenia, and occasionally homosexuality.

via reddit.com

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theshittyfoodblog:

I went camping but forgot to bring a shot glass

Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: https://ift.tt/2EjfqL4

That’s the second worst reason anyone would carve a hole in a block of spam

klaudiart:

hhhhhhh,hh,h,,

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@baapi-makwa

@bearana

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ayellowbirds:

droideka-exe:

NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite

it’s one of the most insidious forms of transphobia

Y E S

This whole thing is getting out of hand.

If someone is non-binary it means they are non-binary. Their assigned gender at birth does not define whether or not their nb identity is valid.

NON-BINARY AMABs ARE FUCKING VALID AND I WILL DIE BELIEVING IT

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bi-any-chance:

Bi culture TikTok

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draconym:

Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild

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This Is Why You’re Always So Tired

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Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

Far away cow moos

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My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

My best friends singing voice

Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

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The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

The sound of walking in sand.

Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10

Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

Bees

Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.

“sunlight” by Hozier

I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.

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Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound

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Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice

Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

I always just feel so nice reading this, i take so much stuff for granted

spadetheartist:

meatpower:

if you make your sims 4 toddlers look like this you immediately go to hell

I thought I was looking at an IMVU update

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tobys-dank-noodles:

lesbuchanan:

lesbuchanan:

lesbuchanan:

Why is Microsoft literally illiterate

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THAT IS THE CORRECT USE OF “IT’S” YOU PIECE OF SHIT

A lot of people are being very confidently wrong on this post so let me clear up a few things

1) There is not a space between the apostrophe and the s.. idk how y’all are seeing a space there but this is what it looks like if I ACTUALLY put a space there

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2) Red squiggles are for spelling errors and blue squiggles are for grammatical errors. It’s not a suggestion it’s telling me I’m wrong, and I’m not.

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3) I am, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT WRITING HOMESTUCK FANFICTION

Im in tears Holy shit

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